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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Tom Hanks

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Preserved

OOPS!

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"They call this a universal charger?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

When psychics fight.

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."