Oprah Fanatic Gifts

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Tom Hanks

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Preserved

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

OOPS!

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"They call this a universal charger?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

When psychics fight.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Just remember he's a southpaw..."

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"