Oprah Devotee Gifts

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Cheerleaders

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Give Thanks.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

John Knox

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"I'd rather that Oprah was president of GM! You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!"