Oprah Devotee Gifts

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Cheerleaders

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Give Thanks.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

John Knox

'I'm going on vacation next week - If you have any problems, here's Oprah's number.'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Oprah Winfrey