Oprah Admirer T-Shirts

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

"I'm afraid that good psychotherapists require a LITTLE more experience than 'being a really big Oprah fan!'"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Romantic Violinist.

I love my Timpani

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Hugh fans!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Cello Concert

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Dog on a harp

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Maestro

The dream works when the team works!

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Happy Violinist

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

Harps and Embroidery.

Actor talking to unimpressed child