Opposable Digit Enthusiasts Gifts

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

The Life of Pi

'Your place or mine?'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

57th Birthday balloons

We should talk...

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Pop Up Pointillism.

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Free WiFi On-Board

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"