Opposable Digit Enthusiasts Pillows

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Reign Man

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Pop Up Pointillism.

We should talk...

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Free WiFi On-Board

Jesus forgets to save.

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."