Opinionated Soul Pillows

"That's not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

I wonder if they can think...

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"They should stand."

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

The muse for letters to the editor.

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"He went red state on me."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"Do you believe in predestination?"