Opinionated Soul Pillows

"That's not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Cartoonist's armoury

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Life is just four letters...

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

I wonder if they can think...

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"They should stand."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

The muse for letters to the editor.

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"He went red state on me."