Opinionated Souls Pillows

Rant schedule.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"They should stand."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

The muse for letters to the editor.

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"He went red state on me."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"Next month's book choice is Violet's - and I speak for everyone when I dread to say what I think it might be!"

"My opinion, right or wrong."