Opinionated Friend Pillows

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

Campaign 2010.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

The Kommander in Khief

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"They should stand."

Excerpts from the Comey Memos

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

The White House tries one of those backdrops for the state of the union.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"