Opinionated Friend Prints

Lifecycle of Democracy

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Pundits

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penalty for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time? - Andy, Los Angeles. Actual reader question. Excellent question. Unfortunately, answering that question would lead to a stock market collapse ... Which would be just the sign of weakness that the Dutch have been looking for. I'll answer you if you really want to wake up to the sound of 500,000 clogs bearing down on you. Ask Sadie questions at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

Campaign 2010.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

The Kommander in Khief

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

Change We Need

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

The White House tries one of those backdrops for the state of the union.

"They should stand."

Excerpts from the Comey Memos

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"