Opinionated Pals Pillows

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Uniformed but Passionate

The Kommander in Khief

Mild in the Streets

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"They should stand."

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

"Wait a minute! This is the statue of a colonial army general and as politically correct BOC's we can't nest on something like that!"

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

'He's been ranting without notes for half an hour.'

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Hydroxychlorqueen

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

And you thought governments were insensitive to rural hardships...

Elderly spinster expressing the belief that most marriages turn out miserably.

'They should lose their tax exempt status! Churches have no rights to be involved in politics!'

Happy retirement, Ponsford - and try and resist the temptation to drop in and see us anytime.

The lesser known town of Butt Montana.

Trump's Inner Peace