Operatic Hopeful Gifts

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Sir Edward Elgar

Proposal

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Johann Strauss

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

Robert Schumann

Lord Chancellor

Instant winner trash can

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

Policeman

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

Policemen

Banked on a college degree without an NBA career to fall back on.

Curtain Call

"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."