Open Water Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm glad you're up for us having an open water marriage."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fish snorkling above water.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Wine taster with mineral water

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Freddie's water

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."