Open Water Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm glad you're up for us having an open water marriage."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Wine taster with mineral water

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Freddie's water

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.