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Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hamlet

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Copyright and copyleft

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Muy mum rocks.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Sewee-Cide.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Is the slop fresh?"

Supply was out of harps.

Jurassic Pork

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