Open-source Gifts

Free and Open Source Software.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Head over Hooves

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hamlet

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Elvis Presley

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"I'm putting you on country music."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Copyright and copyleft

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Muy mum rocks.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Is the slop fresh?"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Sewee-Cide.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Supply was out of harps.

Jurassic Pork

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."