Linux Pillows

A preacher of open-source software.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Shepherd and eurydice

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Anti-Agent

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Computer Bore

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Showbiz Awards

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pete Townshend Vineyards

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Wildlife

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'