Linux Pillows

A preacher of open-source software.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Shepherd and eurydice

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Anti-Agent

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Louis Armstrong

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Grace For Flies

Showbiz Awards

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pete Townshend Vineyards

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Wildlife

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Benedict Cumberbatch