Open-minded Eater Gifts

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Prejudice/Empathy

'What are you eating now?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

GMOs

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Is this house gluten-free?"