Open-minded Eater Pillows

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Prejudice/Empathy

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'What are you eating now?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Fridge-to-table"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Always eat your broccoli."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

GMOs

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Is this house gluten-free?"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"