Enlightened Eaters Pillows

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

View to the Future

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Is it free-range?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Rob is a vegan.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

Factory Farmers.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'