Online Voter Gifts

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

The Dali 'Bama.

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"I promise. . ."

"Why do you hate leap years?"

'How would Jesus register?'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'And where have you been?'

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'