Online Voter Mugs

I voted for pie over cake as American's favorite dessert on Twitter. I voted for Johnny Depp as America's sexiest man at People magazine's site. And I voted for my favorite American Idol star on Facebook. I stand corrected. You do participate full in the American Democratic process. See? The system works.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Unanimous voting.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Beware of the Blog.

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

The Dali 'Bama.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"I promise. . ."

"Why do you hate leap years?"

'How would Jesus register?'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'And where have you been?'

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

Man on the Street

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'