New Voter Registration Gifts

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

Election Fatigue?

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

Fresh Blood In Politics

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

The democrat and the people.

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"I promise. . ."

"Why do you hate leap years?"

I'm hearing voices. What are they saying? They're telling me to do something to say something. What? Vote! America please vote! What's happening? Shouldn't disembodied voices be more insidious? Holy Uncle Mort.

The First Vote

'How would Jesus register?'

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"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"