Voter Registration Buff Gifts

Fresh Blood In Politics

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Elections

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Nicola Sturgeon

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

The polling station

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Politics pre - DJT

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Elections race.

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

'Pander to voters? Me?'

Dem/Ind/GOP

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."