Ballot Booster Gifts

Voting in the election 2020.

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Elections

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

The polling station

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Nicola Sturgeon

Fresh Blood In Politics

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Dem/Ind/GOP

"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"

The First Vote

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Vote Here

'Another 'undecided'.'

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

'If the election were held today, which of the following excuses would you give for not voting?'

'You'll become a much better salesman because this little fellow will give you more self-confidence on price negotiations with aggressive purchase managers!'

'I'd like to congratulate my opponent for coming in next to last....'

"Hit them where it hurts. . . with your vote."

Election over.

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

Face Masks and Victory Against Covid-19

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'

Voting

"If I'd known they were going to win I'd have never have voted for them."

Recycling chads

Halo/Devil

Vote Here. A- D. Hi! First time voter, long-time complainer!

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