Voter Gifts

Sheep voting for either a wolf or a lion.

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

DemoNcracy

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"Don't worry, my son. Voting for that party was not a sin, just stupidity."

"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."

'We like the 'G-I-N' part, especially with tonic, but hate the 'GRINCH' part in Gingrich!'

'Some politician! You're not fooling any of the people any of the time!'

'May I have a dollar for a cup of black coffer, sir? -- I want to get sobered up so I can go down to the polls and vote.'

'Disarmament -- I think it's worth taking a shot at,'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'I see you voting 'no' about something...'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump. What? Why? Because he's trending. The slow recovery, the healthcare system, ISIS, the rest of the world

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

You Can Support a Candidate You Agree With or One Who's Electable...So They Say

Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

The Russian Election.

Unanimous voting.

DUNVOTIN

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"