Voting Warrior Gifts

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

The Establishment Election

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

The Dali 'Bama.

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Contrary opinions matter

"Why do you hate leap years?"

Always right.

Police Riot

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

My doctor says my heart is fragile. I'm supposed to cut down on my activism. You mean activity? Activism. He says that getting upset about idiotic, right-wing, greedy jerks is bad for my heart. He's a quack! This ends badly.

'I've been voting Republican all my life, but this Election Day, I'm just going to go out and get drunk instead.'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

DemoNcracy

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