Online Status Updater Gifts

Looking for a fun, relatable gift for the tech-savvy friend obsessed with updating their online status? Our collection of products celebrates the art of digital communication—quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak your online language. Whether they’re always online or just love tech humor, these gifts bring a smile and a bit of wit to everyday digital life. Perfect for those who find joy in their online persona and enjoy expressing it creatively.

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"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!" mockup

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry." mockup

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen." mockup

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"We need to update your entire operating system." mockup

"We need to update your entire operating system."

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level." mockup

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings! mockup

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

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'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.' mockup

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

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"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?" mockup

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

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"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system." mockup

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

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"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house." mockup

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

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" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks." mockup

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

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"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume." mockup

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

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'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.' mockup

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

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"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?" mockup

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

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"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update." mockup

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

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Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer.

Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer. mockup

Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer.

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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00" mockup

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software." mockup

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

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Heaven Has VIP

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Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software." mockup

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

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"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now." mockup

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

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"Definitely time for an upgrade." mockup

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

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'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.' mockup

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

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'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.' mockup

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

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Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies mockup

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

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'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

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'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!' mockup

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

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"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am." mockup

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

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'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.' mockup

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

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Robber trying to break into an online account.

Robber trying to break into an online account. mockup

Robber trying to break into an online account.

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Online Status Updater Gifts Collection

Online Status Updater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for those who love sharing their online status updates with witty and funny designs.

Online Status Updater Pillows

Find pillows that speak their language—featuring playful designs inspired by online life and digital communication.

Online Status Updater Prints

Decorate with our prints that blend humor and creativity—perfect for sprucing up rooms for digital enthusiasts.

Online Status Updater T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that celebrate digital humor—ideal for anyone proud of their online persona or love of tech humor.