Status Observer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a keen status observer? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products that spotlight your favorite pastime—watching, analyzing, and appreciating life's nuances. From funny mugs to stylish tees and cozy pillows, find items that resonate with your observant nature and make a perfect gift for friends or yourself. Celebrate that sharp eye for detail and the joy of quietly noting life's subtle stories.

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"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405." mockup

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

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"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level." mockup

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

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'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,'

'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,' mockup

'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,'

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'He's over here, in the Self-Important Person section.'

'He's over here, in the Self-Important Person section.' mockup

'He's over here, in the Self-Important Person section.'

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"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull." mockup

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks." mockup

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet mockup

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

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"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet." mockup

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

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How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather mockup

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

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"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..." mockup

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

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Duck Hunt

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"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics." mockup

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!' mockup

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

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Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.' mockup

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

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Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts. mockup

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

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". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!" mockup

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

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"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum." mockup

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

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"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely." mockup

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?" mockup

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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What does aloof mean?

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"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey." mockup

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

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"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

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