Online Reviews Pillows

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Bedbug Hotel Reviews

Cat Yelp.

"On the other hand, Louise N. of Metuchen, New Jersey, only gives you three stars."

"I'm tired of sitting on the sidelines s our country falls apart."

Can't Touch This

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Online Dating for Dummies

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

Editor

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"It gets worse! She's recommended us as a bed & breakfast on Trip Advisor!"

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

Feedback Card: How was your death?

"I'm starting to think those rave reviews about this place are rigged."

"What should I use for our scream name?"

'Next comes the cool part. Grab the clothes pegs. We're going online.'

Rate My Santa.com

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."