Webbed Reviewer Pillows

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"My best friend is my phone."

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"You call that a suit?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"How was the play!"

How's my Sermon . . .

The Critic...

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Redundant Technology.