Bedside Critic Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"I feel your pain level."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Pop up begger.

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."

'I love my mobile.'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

Safety Pin

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

End of the Pier Show