Tech Reviewer Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Gen-Next Library

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."