Online Ordering Fan Gifts

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Give quiche a chance!

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Mine's camper."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Hole Sale

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'You shop we drop.'

It was love at first sight.

Why Leave Home?

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Frankenstien getting body parts from eGhoul.com

Internet, Interflora

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

e-procurement

Alligator shoes.

"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

'I've put you on the Net . . . Well Ebay Actually.'