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"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Michael Jackson

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Forget what?'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

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Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Sorry, Dad."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

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"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."