Online Identity Keeper Pillows

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"So much for password protected."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

'He needs a domain name.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"No, I am @spartacus."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

"I only married him for his blue tick."

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'