Online Identity Keeper Gifts

"Sign here, approving that we go to no heroic measures to keep your Facebook page going while you're recuperating."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"So much for password protected."

Christopher Isherwood

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

'He needs a domain name.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"No, I am @spartacus."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"I only married him for his blue tick."

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'