Online Fraud Prevention Pillows

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

The Dangers of Social Media

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

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