Online Filing Gifts

IRS. Face it, the best we can hope is that they'll file online. They're never going to friend us on Facebook.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

In - Out - Pending.

"So much for password protected."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

In and Out Box

Records?

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Dive in Archive.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"