Filing Organization Gifts

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

In - Out - Pending.

In/Out Tray.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Records?

In and Out Box

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"We need a better piling system."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'