Online Deals Gifts

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Unusual Offers

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gerald Ratner's return

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."