Deals Gifts

'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'Hey, this says our new bank card is now giving us 1% cash back every time we use it.'

'And you thought buying a used car from a taxi company was a good idea!'

Save'N Scratch Used Mattress Sale.

Special offer - buy two get one free! (Bra has three cups).

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

Everything for a buck.

'I'll even throw in a brand new 3-year battery for your mother-in-law's peace of mind.'

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

'No, it isn't a 'buy one get one free offer'. You're just seeing double!'

'Sheesh! Slow day!'

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

Special offer! Get two ears pierced, get a third pierced free!

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

'Today: Whale of a sale!'

So this is why my vacation package was so affordable!

Donuts. 12 off.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"It doesn't work that way - you ave to buy a pizza to put them on."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Sky, sir?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I hate the first day of the sales returns."