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"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

Western Outfitters.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Everything for a buck.

Merger at 28th and Lex