Online Champions Pillows

"Those are for winning social media wars."

Second lifeReal life.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Net Bubbie

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

March of the Zoombies.

'Next comes the cool part. Grab the clothes pegs. We're going online.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"Many years ago during the Brexit debate, your grandfather was one of the greatest keyboard warriors of his time."

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

"You're a cyber bully."