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"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'We're in a hurry.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Need tickets.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"You been here long?"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

The gaming world.

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"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

"You're a cyber bully."

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

"Here lies...died on-line."

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