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"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'We're in a hurry.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

No Loitering

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"You been here long?"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

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The gaming world.

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

"You're a cyber bully."

"Here lies...died on-line."

Internot - No broadband in your area.