Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.
Internet Era Survivor Pillows
Bring comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that honors the internet era survivor. Perfect for relaxing after a long day of digital adventures—soft, funny, and thoughtful.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Online form - Submit.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw
Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.
"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
Error: Out of memory.
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."
"I said, can you hear me now...?!"
"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"
"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"
'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'
Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here
'Y2K compliance!'
"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."
The Importance of Data Backup.
The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?
Email in a bottle.
'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'
"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."
Love Hate Computer Relationship
"They say you should beware of attachments."
'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'
"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."
"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."
STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in
"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."
"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"
"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."
Laptop fetching dog.
The 2020 Black Friday
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