Internet Struggler Pillows

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

Lynching on social media

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Travelogue

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

WWW.World.com

'Internet access... internet access....'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Knights of the iPhone

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Text Message

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"Recalculating."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.