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'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

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Desert Island BBQ

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Stop hogging the sheets

'We're in a hurry.'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

I'll review your salary next spring...

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'Let's not be difficult about this, Mr. Pettigrew.'

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'They're always like this just before a predatory business deal.'

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"Look, who's driving this car, you or your mum?"

"It's not enough I have to think outside the box. Now I have to think outside the bubble!"

The Grim Reaper

'Need I remind you who is boss here?'

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

'Of course you can have some water Jimmy. We just have to wait for the people upstairs to turn their faucet on first.'