One Percent Club Gifts

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Full glass

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Cricket wife's revenge 9

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Club of the Month

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'Be wormier!'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'